We just sorted the entries and fields last release, so just out of a
perverse sense of curiosity, I decided to see if we can keep things
ordered for even just one release.

The answer is "No. No we cannot".

I suggest that all kernel developers will need weekly training sessions,
involving a lot of Big Bird and Sesame Street.  And at the yearly
maintainer summit, we will all sing the alphabet song together.

I doubt I will keep doing this.  At some point "perverse sense of
curiosity" turns into just a cold dark place filled with sadness and
despair.

Repeats: 80e62bc8

 ("MAINTAINERS: re-sort all entries and fields")
Signed-off-by: Linus Torvalds <torvalds@linux-foundation.org>